Will God Make Me Gay If I Pray?

Pyro Asked: Will God Make Me Gay If I Pray?

I have been praying for God to make me gay.

I have been married for nine years, and even though the sex was great when we first got together, my wife gradually started to hold out on me. Now, she deliberately tries to use sex as a method and means of controlling my behavior. If she wants something she goes wild, if she doesn't, she is colder than Norwegian salmon. I'm only with her because of the kids and because I can't afford a divorce (she would take everything).

Sometimes when i'm laying in bed next to her when she has a 'headache' I close my teary eyes and wish I could skip into an alternate dimension full of passion and romance and be held by a big strong nordic man who will love me the way I need to be loved. Sexually.


Tell that to the nearest catholic priest, he will make one hell of a gay out of you.

Ryan Answered:
Welcome to married life, get over it and be a man. Put up with it.

The Proud Atheist Answered:
Prayer does not work, so this question is a waste of points.

Try praying for God to make you gay and see what happens. If you become gay then that's your choice and not God making you gay.

I don't know how anyone in their right mind believe prayer works.

Bomb Soldier Answered:
Typical question in this madhouse of a section.I'm screen-shooting this, and showing everybody in Rock and Pop.You're all retards.

T68 Answered:
God will not make you a sinner, you were born one.He can only cleanse you with the blood of Jesus.Perhaps you should pray for your wife instead of for your penis.

Lane Answered:
We can only hope. I'm praying for you, Brother!

GreatGooglyMoogly Answered:
Gah, TROLL. At least I get 2 points for reading this crap.

Respect my Authoritah Answered:
No he will not.

LIPPIE Answered:
Gee I wonder why she doesn't want to have sex with you. If you are dreaming this then you are gay, your just not acting on it.

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